Flytalmut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy dragon.

Flytalmut created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Flytalmut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flytalmut, she will remove you from existence.

Flytalmut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flytalmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.