Tamfligbab Gebrowman is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast fairy.

Tamfligbab Gebrowman created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamfligbab Gebrowman, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tamfligbab Gebrowman, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tamfligbab Gebrowman's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tamfligbab Gebrowman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Learn four new languages a year.