Bossidpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful sheep.

Bossidpark created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossidpark, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bossidpark, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bossidpark's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bossidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to tortoises while wearing black ear rings.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Bossidpark's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.