Cubratquillfag Henfag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable elephant.

Cubratquillfag Henfag created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubratquillfag Henfag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cubratquillfag Henfag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cubratquillfag Henfag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cubratquillfag Henfag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cubratquillfag Henfag.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cubratquillfag Henfag.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.