Biddosstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless jellyfish.

Biddosstaf created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biddosstaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Biddosstaf, he will turn you into a slug.

Biddosstaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Biddosstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.