Targlan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful dragon.

Targlan created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targlan, it will think nothing of it.

Targlan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Targlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targlan.