Hubdubcin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying dryad.

Hubdubcin created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdubcin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubdubcin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubdubcin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hubdubcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Hubdubcin's name in vain.

3. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

4. Never laugh in the presence of badgers.

5. Never skip in holy places.