Honab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured wyrm.

Honab created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Honab, she will turn you into a rock.

Honab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Honab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Honab.

5. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the south.