Matbisswig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying otter.

Matbisswig created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matbisswig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matbisswig, she will turn you into a dog.

Matbisswig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Matbisswig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Erect three silver sculptures of Matbisswig on top of important buildings.