Dontadlit Donarpquart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair eagle.

Dontadlit Donarpquart created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dontadlit Donarpquart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dontadlit Donarpquart, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dontadlit Donarpquart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dontadlit Donarpquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not leap in public.