Dognurgub is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless wombat.

Dognurgub created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dognurgub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dognurgub, it will laugh at you.

Dognurgub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dognurgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dognurgub.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dognurgub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.