Nuttfarsas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tiresome jellyfish.

Nuttfarsas created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfarsas, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nuttfarsas, he will turn you into a slug.

Nuttfarsas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nuttfarsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed parsnips to nematodes while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never talk about asteroids.