Fosshakbudgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic dryad.

Fosshakbudgeb created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshakbudgeb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fosshakbudgeb, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fosshakbudgeb's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fosshakbudgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never feed melons to dogs while wearing kilts.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Fosshakbudgeb in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.