Mabcubtim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing wasp.

Mabcubtim created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabcubtim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mabcubtim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mabcubtim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mabcubtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.