Lunbossarm is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Lunbossarm created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunbossarm, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunbossarm, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lunbossarm's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lunbossarm's Holy Commandments

1. Lunbossarm loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.