Jabsafdon Fagfarben is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic deer.

Jabsafdon Fagfarben created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabsafdon Fagfarben, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jabsafdon Fagfarben, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jabsafdon Fagfarben's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jabsafdon Fagfarben's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never think about nebulae.