Panlikfad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering swan.

Panlikfad created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Panlikfad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Panlikfad, it will make you grow a tail.

Panlikfad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Panlikfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Panlikfad four times a day.

5. Do not shave your face.