Kenragtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient manatee.

Kenragtarp created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenragtarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenragtarp, it will not care.

Kenragtarp's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kenragtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing yellow rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.