Wotnurldot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered bird.

Wotnurldot created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotnurldot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wotnurldot, she will not care.

Wotnurldot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wotnurldot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never feed lemons to moths while wearing hats.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.