Fidhugton is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless mouse.

Fidhugton created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidhugton, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fidhugton, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fidhugton's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fidhugton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Erect three lead sculptures of Fidhugton on top of important buildings.

3. Never run near turtles.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.