Dobneggof is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid dragonfly.

Dobneggof created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobneggof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dobneggof, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dobneggof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dobneggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.