Kanzaglargyartbug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident gerbil.

Kanzaglargyartbug created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanzaglargyartbug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanzaglargyartbug, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kanzaglargyartbug's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kanzaglargyartbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kanzaglargyartbug on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the west.