Stragbafbabkonyaklikvid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous armadillo.

Stragbafbabkonyaklikvid created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbafbabkonyaklikvid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stragbafbabkonyaklikvid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stragbafbabkonyaklikvid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stragbafbabkonyaklikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help birds.