Yikwithat is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful toad.
Yikwithat created vertebrates nine million years ago.
If you believe in Yikwithat, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Yikwithat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Yikwithat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Yikwithat's Holy Commandments
1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.