Nurtnakbess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm scorpion.

Nurtnakbess created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnakbess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurtnakbess, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurtnakbess' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nurtnakbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. You must love Nurtnakbess.

5. Nurtnakbess loves doves, so they must be respected.