Hunfedbit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident raccoon.

Hunfedbit created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunfedbit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunfedbit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hunfedbit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hunfedbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

2. Retreat if three horses approach from the west.

3. Run away if seven seals approach from the south.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.