Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing raven.

Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing blue trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Ingdobyamtabyarpzantan in the centre of the settlement.