Stigstipsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong giraffe.

Stigstipsaf created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigstipsaf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stigstipsaf, she will ignore you.

Stigstipsaf's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stigstipsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about black holes.