Sitligfen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive lobster.

Sitligfen created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Sitligfen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sitligfen, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sitligfen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sitligfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing gray hats and balancing nine lead spheres on your back.