Begnulltad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing hummingbird.

Begnulltad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begnulltad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Begnulltad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Begnulltad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Begnulltad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing white jumpers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.