Funfonnuttsad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, vain hedgehog.

Funfonnuttsad created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funfonnuttsad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Funfonnuttsad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Funfonnuttsad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Funfonnuttsad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Funfonnuttsad.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Funfonnuttsad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.