Vidfabduss is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, generous
fairy.
Vidfabduss created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidfabduss, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vidfabduss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Vidfabduss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Vidfabduss' Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the north.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not cook food in pots.