Bisspangjop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring crane.

Bisspangjop created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisspangjop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bisspangjop, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bisspangjop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bisspangjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.