Rowvedlit is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage
shark.
Rowvedlit created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowvedlit, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Rowvedlit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Rowvedlit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Rowvedlit's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dwarf planets.
2. Do not wear iron on your body.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Never talk about mites.