Gilfubdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced fly.

Gilfubdum created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfubdum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilfubdum, he will cry a lot.

Gilfubdum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gilfubdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Always obey Gilfubdum's priests.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. You must pray to Gilfubdum six times a day.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.