Betbudrigfobingfonbod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering mole.

Betbudrigfobingfonbod created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Betbudrigfobingfonbod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Betbudrigfobingfonbod, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Betbudrigfobingfonbod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Betbudrigfobingfonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never sit near voles.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.