Dusspigzan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous bear.

Dusspigzan created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dusspigzan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dusspigzan, she will ignore you.

Dusspigzan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dusspigzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dusspigzan.