Mumstragdot Hogflathas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able rat.

Mumstragdot Hogflathas created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumstragdot Hogflathas, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumstragdot Hogflathas, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mumstragdot Hogflathas' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mumstragdot Hogflathas' Holy Commandments

1. Mumstragdot Hogflathas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if nine foxes approach from the south.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Hide if six seals approach from the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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