Fonwannurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, competent goose.

Fonwannurl created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonwannurl, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fonwannurl, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fonwannurl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fonwannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.