Didvadril is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic bird.

Didvadril created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvadril, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didvadril, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Didvadril's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Didvadril's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help ants.