Cenhambig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional skunk.

Cenhambig created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhambig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenhambig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cenhambig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cenhambig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cenhambig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing gray trousers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.
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