Miphingub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful unicorn.

Miphingub created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphingub, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Miphingub, she will not invite you to parties.

Miphingub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Miphingub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing trousers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.