Quafqueegxenfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak dog.

Quafqueegxenfeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafqueegxenfeb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quafqueegxenfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quafqueegxenfeb's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Quafqueegxenfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near mites.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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