Govrigvog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental sheep.

Govrigvog created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govrigvog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Govrigvog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Govrigvog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Govrigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt sharks.