Quamkikdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing wyvern.

Quamkikdoss created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamkikdoss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quamkikdoss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamkikdoss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quamkikdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing purple skirts and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.