Quamkikdoss is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing
wyvern.
Quamkikdoss created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quamkikdoss, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Quamkikdoss, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Quamkikdoss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Quamkikdoss' Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing purple skirts and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never mention nematodes.
4. Do not eat wheat.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.