Sandkanhan is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless
octopus.
Sandkanhan created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Sandkanhan, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Sandkanhan, it will turn you into a plant.
Sandkanhan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Sandkanhan's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt moths.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.
5. Always wear orange.