Milgancet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Milgancet created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Milgancet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milgancet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Milgancet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Milgancet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing fawn rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Never talk about monkeys.