Betmapstip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering hydra.

Betmapstip created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betmapstip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betmapstip, she will laugh at you.

Betmapstip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Betmapstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Betmapstip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick sheep.