Genyathan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty badger.

Genyathan created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genyathan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genyathan, he will turn you into a mole.

Genyathan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Genyathan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Genyathan.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to voles while wearing cyan ear rings.