Flagdobont is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty dragon.

Flagdobont created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdobont, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flagdobont, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flagdobont's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flagdobont's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.