Jontimmob is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud
whale.
Jontimmob created Asia nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jontimmob, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Jontimmob, it will throw large rocks at you.
Jontimmob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Jontimmob's Holy Commandments1. Never go into red rooms.
2. Do not wear carbon on your body.
3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing gray boots.
4. Never think about black holes.
5. Never chant in the presence of dogs.