Hotlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Hotlam created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Hotlam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotlam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hotlam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.