Wodfumcun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain hummingbird.

Wodfumcun created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodfumcun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodfumcun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wodfumcun's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wodfumcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to turtles while wearing pink hats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.