Gupomintarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless dryad.

Gupomintarp created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupomintarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gupomintarp, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gupomintarp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gupomintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Worship no other gods but Gupomintarp.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gupomintarp.

5. Do not drink alcohol.