Didbidbast is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced cow.

Didbidbast created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Didbidbast, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Didbidbast, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Didbidbast's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Didbidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to monkeys while wearing white shoes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didbidbast.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look after injured snails.