Ablamflat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring hydra.

Ablamflat created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ablamflat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ablamflat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ablamflat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ablamflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.