Mot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome snail.

Mot created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.