Volstragflan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident newt.

Volstragflan created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volstragflan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volstragflan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Volstragflan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Volstragflan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Volstragflan's priests.