Bimwittonk is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable skunk.

Bimwittonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimwittonk, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimwittonk, it will not care.

Bimwittonk's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bimwittonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bimwittonk on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.