Bugcamrat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy elephant.

Bugcamrat created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcamrat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugcamrat, it will laugh at you.

Bugcamrat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bugcamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never mention mites.