Sawlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless squirrel.

Sawlarn created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawlarn, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sawlarn, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sawlarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sawlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the north.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not covet oxen.