Bodcatcit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring crane.

Bodcatcit created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bodcatcit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodcatcit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bodcatcit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bodcatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bodcatcit on top of all buildings.