Bonkhadcit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful pigeon.

Bonkhadcit created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhadcit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonkhadcit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bonkhadcit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bonkhadcit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bonkhadcit.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never play with disobedient children.