Dobwodcab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty penguin.

Dobwodcab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobwodcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dobwodcab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobwodcab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dobwodcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.