Dudzigbit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, competent toad.

Dudzigbit created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudzigbit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudzigbit, she will come to you in dreams.

Dudzigbit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dudzigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if eight sheep approach from the north.

3. Retreat if six gulls approach from the east.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never leap near goats.