Mipjendossqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty otter.

Mipjendossqueeg created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipjendossqueeg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipjendossqueeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Mipjendossqueeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mipjendossqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Run away if three birds approach from the west.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.