Leg is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, able
giraffe.
Leg created Asia nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Leg, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Leg, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Leg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Leg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Hide from red capybaras for they are unholy.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Leg must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.