Appsitzog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident shark.

Appsitzog created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appsitzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Appsitzog, he will turn you into a rat.

Appsitzog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Appsitzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must pray to Appsitzog five times a day.