Hencanvan Cetfatwab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tranquil seal.

Hencanvan Cetfatwab created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencanvan Cetfatwab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hencanvan Cetfatwab, it will turn you into a mole.

Hencanvan Cetfatwab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hencanvan Cetfatwab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the east.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.