Zedmipgad Vadhatvin Dunmapflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable yak.

Zedmipgad Vadhatvin Dunmapflag created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedmipgad Vadhatvin Dunmapflag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zedmipgad Vadhatvin Dunmapflag, he will send you a sign.

Zedmipgad Vadhatvin Dunmapflag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zedmipgad Vadhatvin Dunmapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.